Here's a list of my Top 10 Wost Films ever made, or at least I've seen in all my life. Now friends, keep in mind that these aren't just facts, but also opinions. So try not to get offended by any of this.
#1.) Batman Forever and Batman And Robin (Hey who says I can't put two or more on the same number?) : Batman has always been my favorite superhero as a kid, so I didn't know how crappy they were back then. Now that I see it, I really hate it the most because of the ruined characters, a glow in the dark Gotham City, mixing Adam West style with the dark style, nipples on the Bat suit and A BAT CREDIT-CARD!!!!
2.) Howard The Duck: This shit has Duck Tits, lack of intellegent characters, a poorly puppeteered talking duck, attempt sex between human and duck and everyother crappy thing thrown at you! Infact, this film is also considered one of the worst in its kind.
3.) Mars Attacks: As a hardcore Tim Burton fan, this film is the worst I've seen next to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. It is both stupid and not funny at the same time. It has pointless cameos like with Tom Jones, and lack of leading heroes. Even Siskle and Ebert hated it. But Burton has gotten better over the years.
4.) Disney's The Hunchback of Notre Dame: Alot of you Disney fans may argue about it, but I think that it is the worst animated Disney film ever created. It wasn't kid friendly enough, it was more sad than comical, Frollo has a song where he imagines Esmeralda naked called "Hellfire," and Quasimodo didn't get the girl in the end! I mean seriously! Am I the only one who is bothered by Esmeralda marrying Phoebes instead of Quasi?! After all the times he saved her in this film? "Well EXCUSE ME, PRINCESS!" And if you think that's bad, they made a sequeal where Quasi hangs out with a blind girl, and the villain after Frollo is extremely lame! This film also offends Victor Hugo fans and the company didn't earn as much money for it as they did with Beauty and the Beast and Lion King.
5.) Last Action Hero: Definately, one of the worst Arnold Shwartzeneger films I've seen next to Batman and Robin, and Terminator 3. It has an annoying leading little boy, pointless cameos and stupid plot line. There's also an animated talking cat working on a task force, how does that make any sense? Also I found it annoying when this one chick who gets locked in a room with a henchman but still screams even when she beats him up. God, Doesn't she ever shut up?
6.) Kazam: Also considered the worst film ever, this features Shaqeal O'Neal as a poorly rapping (No I mean seriously Shaq can't rap) genie who's a servant to a little boy who also as annoying as the other kid I mentioned earlier. This film also makes Shaq look like a child molsester in a way. I only wish I never saw this as a kid.
7.) Oliver's Ghost: It was the word "Ghost" that got me into watching the movie. And boy was it horrible. It was cheap, with crappy special effects and worst of all it looked like a typical Disney channel movie. That was what's really scary about this piece of crap.
8.) Alvin and The Chipmunks: It's a disgrace to my childhood! The creator of that film who's also the son of the creaotr of the cartoon and song writer, Dave Seville (The real guy). He wanted to make it for fans of all ages, but he failed to realize that making a live action film about classic cartoon characters would cause a disaster to most fans. I did not know what I was thinking when I saw this, I geuss it was because of the humour. But Luckily, I did not see the "Squeakles" that came after it.
9.) Scooby Doo: I liked it as a kid, but realized that this definately the worst of my childhood.
10.) Attack of the 50 Foot Woman: Not one of Darahl Hannah's best performance, and it was a the worst remake I have ever seen in my life. For instaance how the hell did those jet missiles miss that giant woman when they were aiming right infront of her? I think I like the original version better, B-movie or not, at least heirs was taken more seriously than that crappy remake. Sometimes remakes just don't work out so well.
Drag Me To Hell
Barney's Great Adventure The Movie
Baby Geuniuses 1 and 2
The Haunted Mansion movie
Psycho the remake
The Country Bears
A Troll In Central Park
Rock A Doodle Doo
The Pebble And The Penguin
Seth Rogan's Green Hornet
The Flinstones movies
The Cat In The Hat
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Sharkboy and Lava Girl
The Warlock films
Snakes On A Plane
I wanted to count Twilight, Since I make fun of it, but I have not seen the film and I know how lame it already is as well as the books.
The Hunchback of Notre Dame (c) Disney
Last Action Hero (c) Columbia
Batman Forever, Batman and Robin, Attack of The 50ft Woman, Scooby Doo, and Mars Attacks (c) Warner Bros.
Alvin and the Chipmunks (c) 20th Century Fox
Oliver's Ghost (c) Hallmark Entertainment
Howard The Duck (c) George Lucas
Kazam (c) Touchstone Pictures
This meme (c)